Expanded Universe?

It started out as proof to my friends that an avid star wars fan could still poke fun at it...then spiraled downward into this. Jedi (Master?) Bar-Ney and friends (they're mainly there for moral support) face off against Darth PBS...or something. Who is the true master of the power; Force Hug? And who will sing the "Clean Up" song over the other's severed body? YOU DECIDE!!

Barney...and those other two, all (c) PBS
Star Wars (c) George Lucas

i know, i know...im a sick and twisted person.